A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous