If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
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