If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous