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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
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Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
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