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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. - Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. Anonymous
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
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"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. - Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. - Anonymous
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka. - Anonymous
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka. Anonymous
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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous
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I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true. - Anonymous
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true. Anonymous
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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
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After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! - Anonymous
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! Anonymous
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I noticed you are not noticing me. - Anonymous
I noticed you are not noticing me. Anonymous
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I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous
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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? - Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Anonymous
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