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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it. Anonymous

Sayings

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time. Anonymous

Good Quotes Short Quotes

Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

Those who snore always fall asleep first. Anonymous

People Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. Anonymous

Sayings Top 100

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes Computers

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Anonymous

Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck! Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Statements

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap. Anonymous

Short Quotes

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous

Math Quotes Top 100 Wise Quotes

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes. Anonymous

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