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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

'I'll call you right back.' Translation: Enjoy the rest of your day. Anonymous

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Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Anonymous

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I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Anonymous

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I lost my car chapstick and now my purse chapstick is in my room, and my room chapstick is in my car, and my whole life is just messed up. Anonymous

My kid asked me why a corn field is not full of popcorn after a lightning strike. I don't know either. Anonymous

One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous

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Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. Anonymous

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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Anonymous

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Please cancel my subscription to your issues. Anonymous

Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. Anonymous

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Anonymous

Sayings

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it. Anonymous

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I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding. Anonymous

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