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just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
I'm not feeling very worky today.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Be bold, be italic, but never regular.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.
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