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That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
Me sarcastic? Never.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.
I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."
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