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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
Shopping is the only exercise I need.
It's not that I want more shoes, it's just that they keep making them in my size.
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor."
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom."
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
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