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The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.
All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur.
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
Shopping is the only exercise I need.
It's not that I want more shoes, it's just that they keep making them in my size.
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
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