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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house.
Anonymous
I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
Anonymous
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
Anonymous