Latest Funny Quotes

When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all Lion King on it. Anonymous

Phone Short Quotes

When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! Anonymous

I asked my boyfriend when is his birthday is, and he said March 1st. So I marched in a circle around the room, then asked again. Anonymous

Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers. Anonymous

Computers

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado. Anonymous

Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there's the ring, and then you wake up. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. Anonymous

Moments

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Anonymous

Short Quotes

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Anonymous

Phone

My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning! Anonymous

Love Quotes Phone

Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want. Anonymous

Short Quotes World Quotes

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Anonymous

Short Quotes World Quotes

You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. Anonymous

Short Quotes

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