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I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.
4 out 3 people struggle with math.
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.
True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes.
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
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