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When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?"
Anonymous
That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic.
Anonymous
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Anonymous
I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive.
Anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
Anonymous
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
Anonymous