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I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."

Anonymous

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.

Anonymous

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Anonymous

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

Anonymous

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Anonymous

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Anonymous

My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.

Anonymous

Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

Anonymous

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Anonymous

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Anonymous

Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."

Anonymous

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Anonymous

Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.

Anonymous

True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

Nicole Richie

I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes.

Anonymous

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

Anonymous