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I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. Anonymous
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. Anonymous
I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first. Anonymous
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and fun. Not the school. Anonymous
Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who's on a diet. Anonymous
Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat. Anonymous
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being hungry. Anonymous