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I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
Anonymous
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
Anonymous
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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep!
Anonymous
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous