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When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
Lead me not into temptation... Oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back.
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
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