He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous