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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
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I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not.
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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds.
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent."
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