To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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