I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!Anonymous
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.Anonymous
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.Anonymous
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.Anonymous
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.Anonymous
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