A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
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