Good Quotes

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.