Funny Witty Quotes
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
Anonymous
Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!'
Anonymous
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Alexander Wright
Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.
Anonymous
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
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