Funny Witty Quotes
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
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I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
Anonymous
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Alexander Wright
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Anonymous
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!
Anonymous
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