Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who's on a diet.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous