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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! - Anonymous
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. - Anonymous
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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. - Anonymous
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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. - Anonymous
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Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. - Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. - Anonymous
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