Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) Quote
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein