Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) Quote

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.