When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
It's not that I want more shoes, it's just that they keep making them in my size.
Shopping is the only exercise I need.
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to.
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
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