That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous