The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous