Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. Anonymous
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top. Anonymous
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. Anonymous