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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

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I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.

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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

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Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. - Anonymous

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

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If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.

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You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours?

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

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Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."

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Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. - Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

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Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

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