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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Never ask a starfish for directions.

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.