Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!
Never ask a starfish for directions.
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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