Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top. Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you. Anonymous
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. Anonymous