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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now." Anonymous
Life Quotes
I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight. Anonymous
We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. Anonymous
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A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle. Anonymous
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The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. - Anonymous
The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. Anonymous
Sayings
Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Anonymous
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Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!" Anonymous
Life Quotes
Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
Statements Think Quotes
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. - Anonymous
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. Anonymous
Statements
Target cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me: First of all, I wasn't looking for ANY of this. Anonymous
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. - Anonymous
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me. - Anonymous
I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me. Anonymous
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When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous
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