Target cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me: First of all, I wasn't looking for ANY of this.
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to.
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