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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Anonymous
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Hardest thing ever: Controlling your laughter at serious times. Anonymous
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I don't care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Anonymous
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My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
Love Quotes Marriage Quotes
If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. - Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
Animals Short Quotes
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. - Anonymous
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Anonymous
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes
I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. - Anonymous
I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes
If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person. Anonymous
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I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. - Anonymous
I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. Anonymous
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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. Anonymous
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