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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." - Anonymous
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. - Anonymous
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
Questions Stupid Quotes
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. - Anonymous
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. - Anonymous
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. Anonymous
Life Quotes Time Quotes
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Anonymous
Analogies Short Quotes
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
Love Quotes Marriage Quotes
If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. - Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
Animals Short Quotes
How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. - Anonymous
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Anonymous
Short Quotes
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. - Anonymous
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Anonymous
Short Quotes

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