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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. - Anonymous
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Statements
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. Anonymous
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Anonymous
Analogies Short Quotes
I don't care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
Love Quotes Marriage Quotes
If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. - Anonymous
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. - Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
Animals Short Quotes
Hardest thing ever: Controlling your laughter at serious times. Anonymous
Short Quotes
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. - Anonymous
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Anonymous
Short Quotes
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes
I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. - Anonymous
I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Anonymous
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