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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

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A day without coffee is like something without something. Anonymous

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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long! Anonymous

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call. Anonymous

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Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. Anonymous

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous

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I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous

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All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. Anonymous

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous

Life Quotes

A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys. Anonymous

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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous

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It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out. Anonymous

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