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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous

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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous

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You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous

Life Quotes

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. Anonymous

Short Quotes

How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous

Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous

Work Quotes

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous

Eat Quotes Questions Short Quotes

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." Anonymous

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I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. Anonymous

Short Quotes Witty Quotes

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. Anonymous

Computers Short Quotes

I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Anonymous

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