Albert Einstein Quote
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.