The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
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