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This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. Anonymous

I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. Anonymous

Love Quotes

I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Anonymous

Dog Quotes Life Quotes

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won't let me. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes

When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present." Anonymous

Life Quotes

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square? Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes

If one door closes and another door opens... your house is probably haunted. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that. Anonymous

Time Quotes

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Smile like a monkey with a new banana. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Love Quotes Short Quotes

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... Anonymous

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