Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur.
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
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