The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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