If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza.
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I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'
I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.
The road to success is always under construction.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
The best revenge is massive success.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
For 2019 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
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