Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
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