Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Smile while you still have teeth.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
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