I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com