I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous