Anonymous Quote

Home / Authors / Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. - Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

More Quotes by Anonymous

Similar Quotes

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. - Anonymous

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. - Anonymous

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. Anonymous

Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes

I love you forever... but I can't live that long.

I love you forever... but I can't live that long. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. - Anonymous

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Moments

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. - Anonymous

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Life Quotes Stupid Quotes

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. - Anonymous

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous

Life Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. - Anonymous

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. - Anonymous

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous

Life Quotes Questions Top 100

Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. - Anonymous

Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. - Anonymous

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. - Anonymous

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. - Anonymous

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous

Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. - Anonymous

Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. - Anonymous

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz

Life Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Simpsons

Lazy Quotes Life Quotes Top 100

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous

Life Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

Life Quotes People Quotes Short Quotes

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

Life Quotes Sleep Quotes

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Life Quotes Short Quotes TV Quotes

Related