In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor."
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
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