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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!