Anonymous Quote
Similar Quotes
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Dave Barry
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Anonymous
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Anonymous
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Anonymous