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Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents.

Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.