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My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.

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Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching.

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When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich. - Violet Matters

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You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous

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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. - Anonymous

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Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin

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The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

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