My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous