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Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing.

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