Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous