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I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight.

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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. - Anonymous

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. - Anonymous

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous

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I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident. - Anonymous

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident. Anonymous

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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. - Anonymous

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. Anonymous

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. - Anonymous

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. Anonymous

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I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature. Anonymous

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. - Anonymous

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. Anonymous

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That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic. Anonymous

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