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When things get hot, they expand, so I'm just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. - Anonymous

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. - Anonymous

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. - Anonymous

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous

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