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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going. - Anonymous
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Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car. - Anonymous
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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night. - Anonymous
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I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. Anonymous
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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now we have to sit here until the store closes. Anonymous

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