Anonymous Quote

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.