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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.