Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
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