Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
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