By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.Anonymous
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.Albert Einstein