Anonymous Quote

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?