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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

The reward for doing really good work is more work. Anonymous
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous
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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous
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One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous
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I'm done looking for good physical appearances, I'm now looking for someone beautiful on the inside. Have your x-rays ready. Anonymous
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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous
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Facebook: because time isn't going to pass on it's own. Anonymous
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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Anonymous
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What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous
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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Anonymous
I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. Anonymous
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Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous
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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad! Anonymous
Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Anonymous
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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado. Anonymous

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