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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Anonymous

The reward for doing really good work is more work. Anonymous

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. Anonymous

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous

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One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous

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I'm done looking for good physical appearances, I'm now looking for someone beautiful on the inside. Have your x-rays ready. Anonymous

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous

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Facebook: because time isn't going to pass on it's own. Anonymous

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Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Anonymous

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep. Anonymous

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Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Anonymous

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado. Anonymous

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. Anonymous

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My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning! Anonymous

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