Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.Anonymous
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.Anonymous
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.Anonymous