When I say "Good night," I'm just sending you off to bed, I'm not going to sleep!
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. Anonymous
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous