I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization. Sigmund Freud
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you. Anonymous
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Anonymous
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true. Anonymous
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com